After years of being stranded on an isolated island, Tom Hanks gathers hope as he sees a small boat approaching. The boat finally arrives and off jumps a gorgeous curvy woman dressed in a tight fitting jumpsuit. The do the usual introductions then she asks him "how long has it been since you've had a smoke?" as she unzips one of her zippers and pulls out a cigar. He says "years" as he takes the cigar and thanks her. She smiles and says "how long has it been since you've had a good drink?" as she unzips another pocket and pulls out a bottle of whiskey. "YEARS" he says with a big smile on his face, as she hands over the bottle. Now she looks at him seductively, starts to pull down on the zipper on the front of the jumpsuit and asks "how long has it been since you've played around". He looks at her, incredibly excited and says "Don't tell me you have a set of golf clubs in there too"!!!!
SuperEarl SuperEarl 46-50, M 2 Responses Jan 30, 2012

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ROFL.... wonder innocent !