Dat Ain't Bubba

Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they called his two buddies Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe to I.D. him.

Jim-Bob went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. "Yep, he's got burned up purdy bad. Roll 'im over," said Jim-Bob. The mortician rolled him over, Jim-Bob looked at his butt and said, "Nope, dat ain't Bubba."

Not saying anything, but finding it a bit strange, the mortician brought in Billy-Joe to I.D. the body. "Yep, he's burned up real bad. Roll 'im over," said Billy-Joe. The mortician rolled him over, Billy-Joe looked down at his butt and said, "Dat ain't Bubba."

"How can you tell?" asked the mortician.

"Cause Bubba had two ********," replied Billy-Joe. "Two ********? That's impossible!" said the mortician.

"Yep. Everyone in town knowed Bubba had two ********, cause every time the three of us went to town, everyone would yell, 'here comes Bubba with them two ********.
stephanie19 stephanie19
18-21, F
3 Responses Nov 28, 2006

Luv it.

hahahahahaha

You've dated guys from my rednecked town!! You know them soooo well!!lol