Daily Joke.....dating Hints For Gentlemen

Dating hints for gentlemen



There are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date...



I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.



I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you.



I used to come here all the time with my ex.



Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.



I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.



It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.
linda linda
26-30, F
5 Responses Nov 29, 2006

You forgot this one:
I usually only date skinny women but I thought what the heck give the fat girl a chance.

My friend had a guy say to her "I would never go out with a beautiful girl again. Too much bother. I prefer an ordinary girl like you with a nice enough face"

Ouch...

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! Did she punch him????

hi..sounds good Your appreciated....God bless you....:)

Love it! Thanks for the morning chuckle!

Are you sure that I shouldn't use the last two statement ?.......... Could explain a lot .