Duct TapeAn old man on a porch saw a young boy walking down the street with a roll of duct tape. "What will you do with that< Billy?" the old man asked. "I am going duck hunting" Billy replied. "You can't hunt ducks with duct tape" the old man said. "We'll see" was all Billy said. As the sun was setting in the west, sure enough the boy came back down the street, with 6 ducks wrapped in the duct tape. The old man just shook his head.
The next day the old man spotted Billy walking down the street with a bale of chicken wire. "What will you do with that Billy?' he asked. "I'm going to catch me some chickens." "You can't catch chicken with chicken wire" the old man said. "We'll see." said Billy. Sure enough that evening the boy came home, carry 6 chicken wrapped in the chicken wire. The old man shook his head.
The next day the old man spotted Billy coming down the street, this time carrying a branch in his hands. "What have you got there Billy" the old man asked. "it's a ***** willow." The old man jumped up and said "let me get my coat!"