A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror ..

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
'I meant my dress size, you crazy !!!!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
DrHark DrHark
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8 Responses Mar 13, 2012 least she did have a good time!

LOL... I agree with you but i'd appreciate if he tried to listened.

:) funny

Good one..... I feel pity for that husband though... :P

I would have a great time... =^.^=

Cute! I would love to be 8 again. That sounds like fun! Lol

Ha..ha..cheers from Singapore,.

She might have shown a bit of gratitude for a fun day out.