A 90 -year- old man said to his doctor, " I've never felt better. I have an 18 - year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that? "

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said , " I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit seating beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang ' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that? "

The 90- year- old said. " I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit? "

The doctor replied, " My point exactly." :))
UnderMyPillow UnderMyPillow
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10 Responses Mar 21, 2012

lol - very good, I really did laugh out loud at that :)

hee hee nice job!


ha ha!!

That is funny.

Someone explain. I dont get it

Somebody else got his new 18yo girlfriend pregnant... it wasn't his swimmers.

I dont get it either:/

Read it one more time.

You're even funnier lol


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