Alzheimer!!A 90 -year- old man said to his doctor, " I've never felt better. I have an 18 - year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that? "
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said , " I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit seating beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang ' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that? "
The 90- year- old said. " I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit? "
The doctor replied, " My point exactly." :))