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Don't Believe Her

By: emce

Written on April 14th, 2012

Women always say that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Here is proof that they are wrong.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child."

You never hear a guy say, "I would like to get kicked in the nuts again."

By: emce

Age: 66-70 , Male

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14 responses

stlmo8

That's because the kick in the nuts doesn't come with the beautiful reward that giving birth does. Men just aren't strong enough to deal with that kind of pain, either.

May 27, 2012
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Carissimi

I just thought of something else. A kick in the nuts is just that....a lot of pain and nothing to show for it. I mean no benefit to it whatsoever. The pain of childbirth gives a wonderful and most precious gift. One that brings love and joy like you could never imagine.....yeah, and some pain too....but you still love them. So I guess with pain, it all depends on was it worth it for the end result. ;)

Apr 16, 2012
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- emce
  Good point! Thanks for your comments!
  
  Apr 16, 2012
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- MugiwaraBlair
  Not totally true, if you kick really hard they can have tears, vomit, internal bleeding and sterility to show for it. Also loss of consciousness and death, but they can't exactly show those themselves.
  
  Apr 17, 2012
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- Carissimi
  When I said something to show for it, I meant and said beneficial. None of what you mentioned is beneficial to anyone.
  
  Apr 17, 2012
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- MugiwaraBlair
  That's relative, if he got kicked because he's a jerk then his sterility is a good thing for the world, the tears, vomit and passing out can be entertaining to observers and laughing is beneficial. And maybe, just m-a-y-b-e he could learn his lesson and become a slightly better person. It's also pretty beneficial to my mood.
  
  May 30, 2012
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ladyryan

he he he (^-^)

Apr 16, 2012
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dangerously39

Yeah, just like they say, it's a pain you forget...

Apr 16, 2012
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MustangM

Lol... good point

Apr 16, 2012
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MugiwaraBlair

Never know, some men are masochists.

Apr 16, 2012
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jollyone

Well that is true! A very interesting way to lok at it I must say!

Apr 15, 2012
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Carissimi

Good one...but nature made it so that women forget the pain very easily. Yes they still remember it is painful, but not as bad as it really was. And the longing for a child overrides and outweighs the memory of the pain.

Apr 15, 2012
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Garfield123456789

just felt that pain!

Apr 15, 2012
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andrewwarwick

Yeah, right.

Apr 15, 2012
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