My JokeI man and his new wife go up to thier room on thier honeymoon night. The guys takes off his boxer shorts and tells his new wife to try them on. She puts them on and pulls them up her waist. lets go and they fall to the floor. She does this several times, finally she says they are to big i cant wear them, the guy replys thats right- iam the man of the house, the king, and don't ever forget this.
she pulls off her little panties and tells him to try them on. He slips them over his feet and starts to pull them up, they start tearing, he tells her i CAN NOT get into these, she replys to him just remember you want ever get into them till you change your attitude!!!!!!!!!!!
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