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New Nursery Rhyms Pt 1

Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard
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Mary had a little lamb.
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two chunks of bread
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son
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Rapolis Rapolis 66-70, M Apr 24, 2012

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