Daily Joke .... What Men Say And What the Mean...

Men say = Men really mean



I'm hungry = I'm hungry.



I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.



I'm tired = I'm tired.



Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.



Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.



Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.



May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.



Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!



You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want to fondle you.



What's wrong? = I don't see why your making such a big deal about this.



What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?



What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.



I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?



I love you. = Let's have sex now.



I love you, too. = Okay, I said it... we'd better have sex now!



Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before.



Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!



Let's talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.



Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.



(while shopping) I like that one better. = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!



I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together. = I am gay.


linda linda
26-30, F
24 Responses Dec 4, 2006

:)

yeah, haha right... 0-0

XD

Don't forget that other male plea for sex: "I think James Taylor is my favorite musician."

Hahahaha :)

LMAO! GOOD ONE :)

A gud one

This is an awesome list!

Oooooh, the hair one is so true! I was over my beautician's house because the shop was being renovated. When she was done with my hair, her brother walked by and touted, "You still look the same as before, get out of the mirror.." LOL! I howled, he was so rude & blunt, but it tickled me... Btw, I DID look different than before. He's just a guy, he wouldn't understand ^_^

you forgot a few!<br />
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I would love to hear about your day but i'm busy now = go away, the football game is on<br />
I would love to do chores but I've been working so hard all day = lets go have sex <br />
and of course...<br />
Go get me a beer, I'm sober = Go get me a beer, I'm sober

funny, funny, funny

awsome :) wow is that how they really think O_O?

HAHA.. Cool.

HA HA How true

Haha! That's great, I love it.

lol, yes, the marriage one is the funniest. :)

Too funny. I would wake my husband up and read it to him but you know what that would =.

Awesome! <br />
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"Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys."<br />
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Priceless.

all of it was great....I really really like the one about marriage. <br />
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All so true...<br />
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Men think with their ..lls.

so does dinner and a movie = sex twice?

only on the weekends!

hahahahaha!!<br />
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I like the "will you marry me" one the best....

fantastic.

hahahaaa so true, gotta read that one to my boyfriend. This group is great!

Aint it the truth!!