A Simple Joke About A Fish

A priest hooks a huge fish. Helping him reel it in, a sailor says "Whoa, look at the size of that ******!" "Hey, mind your language!" says the priest. Embarrassed, the sailor thinks quickly and blurts out, "sorry father, but that's what this fish is called - it's a ****** fish" Accepting the explanation, the priest forgives the sailor and takes the fish back to church. "Look at this huge ******" says the priest, spotting the bishop. "Language please! This is God's house," replies the bishop. "No, no - that's what this fish is called,” says the priest. "Oh," says the bishop, scratching his chin "I could clean that ****** And we could have it for dinner".. So the bishop takes the fish, cleans it, and brings it to the mother superior. "Could you cook this ****** for dinner tonight?" he asks her. "My, what language!" she exclaims, clearly shocked. "No, sister that's what the fish is called - a ******" says the bishop. Satisfied with the explanation, the mother superior says, "wonderful, I'll cook that ****** tonight, the Pope is coming for dinner!" The fish tastes just great and the Pope asks where they got it. "Well, I caught the ******!" says the priest. "And I cleaned the ******!" says the bishop. "And I cooked the ******!" says the mother superior. The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely glaze, leans back on his chair, takes off his cap, puts his feet up on the table, pours himself a whiskey and says "You know what? You ****** are alright."

Fishin4Life Fishin4Life
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5 Responses May 7, 2012

That was truly hilarrrrrious.. lololololol thanks!

YES!!! YES!!! That's the kind of stuff I'm looking for!! A+!!

I 've heard that before ,but it always makes me laugh.I'll tell my mum about it.

My Mom had never heard it before and I had her read it out loud she, laughed!

That was great! Needed a good one tonight! Thank you. Cute avitar - by the way

Love it ... excellent.