Doctor CallsThere was a man sitting on his couch, eating chips watching the game. Suddenly, the phone rings. The man answers, it's his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news, and some bad news. The bad news is, your wife was in a car accident. She lost both her arms, and both her legs. You will now have to feed and take care of her for the rest of your life".
"OH MY GOD"! Says the husband. "That's terrible! What could possibly be the good news"?!
The doctor says, "Haha! I'm just kidding. She's dead".