Doctor Calls

Very few jokes make me howl with laughter. This one did. XDDD

OMG! She gone! lmao Hilarious... simply hilarious!! :)

A) George Carlin

B) Mitch Hedberg



Two of my favorite comics, unfortunately they are both dead...ninetheless, they're great, so check them out!

That' s a good one. Who' s your favorite comic?

I heard Jeff Foxworthy tell a slightly longer version, but the punch line is always the same: "I'm just kidding, she died."

a plane with President Obama, George Bush, a priest and a HS student is going to crash, there are only 3 parachutes, Obama says i must have a parachute, im the President, see ya,

George Bush says, im the smartest one here, i get the next one, see ya

the priest tells the HS student, son you take the last parachute, i am close to god and he would want you to live.

the HS students says, thats ok, that dude that said he was the smartest, he took my backpack

Good one !