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Doctor Calls

There was a man sitting on his couch, eating chips watching the game. Suddenly, the phone rings. The man answers, it's his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news, and some bad news. The bad news is, your wife was in a car accident. She lost both her arms, and both her legs. You will now have to feed and take care of her for the rest of your life".
"OH MY GOD"! Says the husband. "That's terrible! What could possibly be the good news"?!
The doctor says, "Haha! I'm just kidding. She's dead".
looklife looklife 18-21, F 6 Responses May 8, 2012

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Very few jokes make me howl with laughter. This one did. XDDD

haha thanks!

OMG! She gone! lmao Hilarious... simply hilarious!! :)

A) George Carlin

B) Mitch Hedberg



Two of my favorite comics, unfortunately they are both dead...ninetheless, they're great, so check them out!

Two excellent reco's, Ferric! Carlin had so many classic bits... he was a genius. Mitch was hilarious, too. RIP to both of them.

That' s a good one. Who' s your favorite comic?

Thanks!! I'm not sure who my favorite is. Sadly I do not know many!

I heard Jeff Foxworthy tell a slightly longer version, but the punch line is always the same: "I'm just kidding, she died."

I'll try and find it! I love jokes like that.

Good one !