Golf And Public Restroom Similarities

10. Keep your back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.

9. Form a loose grip.

8. Keep your head down.

7. Avoid a quick backswing.

6. Stay out of the water.

5. Try not to hit anybody.

4. If you are taking too long, you should let others go ahead of you.

3. You shouldn't stand directly in front of others.

2. Be quiet while others are about to go.

1. Keep strokes to a minimum.
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2 Responses May 9, 2012

Also, don't try to take possession of someone else's balls, and keep your club in your bag when not in use...

Obviously you know your golf. What is your handicap, other than mother-in-law, etc?