Good News And Bad News

A man visits the doctors office and while in the check up room his doctor says,
"I've got good news and bad news." The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!"
Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."
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1 Response May 11, 2012