Father

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book and noticed that the man had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked the man why he had his collar on backwards.
The man who was a priest replied, “I am a father”.
The little boy responded with “My daddy doesn’t wear his collar like that”.
The priest looked up from his book and answered “I am the father of many”.
The boy said, “My dad has four boys, four girls and two grandchildren and he doesn’t wear his collar that way ! “
The priest, now getting a bit impatient, said “I am the father of hundreds” and went back to reading his book.
The boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said:
“Maybe you should wear a condom …. And put your pants on backwards instead of your collar”.
lickin161 lickin161
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1 Response May 12, 2012

Can't get much past a bright kid, can you.

No I guess not !! he he. I have another "Bright Kid story" I'll see if I can find it. Thanx for your sponse.