The Organs Had An Argument ...

One day the organs of the body had an argument.
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?
The a**hole is usually in charge!!
HampshireHaystack HampshireHaystack
61-65, M
9 Responses May 13, 2012

very funny . . . lol . . . thanx for sharing this one . . . 8D . . .

LOL!!!! I still can remember how my professor in Biology class told us about this humorous story.. . hahaha.. . :) nice!!!!!!

Ha :-D

thats good but blood isnt a organ

That's a good one

LOOL! great story.

ROFLMBO! GReat story! :D

Old one but still a good one

The old ones are often the bast. Anyway, I like old jokes - I know when to laugh !!

Ok thats funny