Four Nurses

Four nurses working together in the same practice were getting fed up with the attitude of a male doctor. They decided that they would deal with him, each in their own way.

They met together the next day and told what they had done.

"I got hold of his thermometer," said the first "and painted silver paint down it so now it looks like all the temps he takes will be 45 degrees !"

"Good idea," said the second. "I got his stethoscope and fixed cotton wool in the end. He won't be able to hear a thing !"

"Oh, how unimaginative you two are," said the third. "I got into his desk, where he keeps his store of condoms, and I put a little pinhole in the end of every one !"

The fourth nurse fainted.
HampshireHaystack HampshireHaystack
61-65, M
1 Response May 14, 2012

funny one , not bad