A True Friends Poem

For those that are tired of the usual "friend" poems,.......finally a
touch of truth!

When you are sad........................
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum
sucking bastard who made you sad.

When you are scared..................
I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried................
I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.

When you are confused.............
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ***.

When you are sick........................
I will hold your hair while you pray homage to the porcelain god.

When you fall.......................
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.

This is my oath..................
I pledge til the end.

Why you may ask?..................
Because you are my friend!
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May 14, 2012