Cocktails

A man goes into a Cocktail Lounge and sees a lady, Maxine, sitting by herself.
He approaches her and asks if he can buy, Maxine, a cocktail
She replies “no thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs”.
The man says “oh sorry to hear that; do they swell?”
Maxine answers “no, they spread”
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May 17, 2012