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I Love Jokes And Riddles

A Serious Warning To Older Men. Beware.

By: ob1kenobe
Written on May 19th, 2012
By: ob1kenobe
Age: 46-50 , Male
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16 responses
  • Bodhissatva

    Lmfao

    Jun 5, 2012
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  • jettys

    This makes me think about the two Nuns taking a shortcut through the woods-When a man jumps out of the bushes& rapes Both of them-

    When it's all over & the nuns are straightening thier clothes-

    One says to the other-

    Sister-How are we going to explain to mother superiour-

    That we were Raped -TWICE

    But sister-

    We were only raped Once--

    But sister-

    We have to come back this way-

    Don't we??

    May 26, 2012
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    • ob1kenobe

      Oh that's like the streaker that ran through the convent. Two nuns saw him. One had a stroke but the other couldn't quite reach.

      May 26, 2012
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  • jettys

    Very good-Do you at least put One dollar in it for a tip!

    May 26, 2012
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  • MugiwaraBlair

    I'd tell anyone wiping my windshield to get the hell off of my car and I never give lifts anyway ( I usually don"t even talk to people ) aaand I"m also the opposite of an old man so I"m fairly certain it won"t happen to me :D

    May 26, 2012
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  • ngos

    u enjoyed their games now you are facing the consequences nothings for free!

    May 26, 2012
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  • Nightflame77

    Um u kinda got your wallet stolen to many times !lol

    May 26, 2012
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  • analogfrog

    Lmfao.. Sounds worth it!

    May 21, 2012
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  • whobit

    funy!

    May 21, 2012
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  • Lovechild1

    Oh! Only to be victimized about ten times a week. Please find me.

    May 20, 2012
    2 likes
  • goliathtree

    Damn...probably cheaper than a lap dance!

    May 20, 2012
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  • EdieQuinnz

    i need a new place to start scamming. Damn you!

    May 20, 2012
    3 likes
  • Lilt

    "very likely again this upcoming weekend."

    Priceless.



    Well, not really priceless. $2 a mugging.

    May 20, 2012
    3 likes
  • sugarfooties

    ROFLMAO! XDDDDD

    May 20, 2012
    3 likes
  • sugarnala

    thanks for the public service notification.... you can never bee too careful!

    May 19, 2012
    2 likes
  • Illiteratetroll

    RAOFL!

    May 19, 2012
    2 likes