The bartender served a woman a glass of orange juice. The man
sitting on the adjacent stool turned to her and said, "This
is a special day, I'm celebrating."

"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.

"What are you celebrating?" he asked.

"For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered.
"Today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant."

"Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass. "I'm
celebrating similar good fortune. As it happens I'm a chicken
farmer. For months all my hens had been infertile. Their
fertility problem has been solved ... finally fertile."

"How did it happen?" asked the woman.

"I switched *****," said the man.

"What a coincidence," she replied.
SlowhandsHD SlowhandsHD
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2 Responses May 21, 2012

hahaha thatz funy

Eggstraordinary story! ;P Hehehehee