The Rabbit And The Bear

one day in the magical forest a frog see's s bear chasing a rabbit
the forest so huge he had never seen another living creature in his life
so he stops them

"you there, i am a magical frog and seeing as you two are the only creatures i have seen in all my life i will grant you both three wishes"

so he asks the bear "what do you want as you first wish?"
the bear replies " i wish all the bears in this forest were all female"
the frog snaps his fingers and its done

the frog turns to the rabbit "what would you like as your first wish?"
the rabbit replies "i want a motorcycle"
the frog snaps his fingers and its done

the frog turns to the bear "your second wish"
the bear replies "i want all the bears in the neighboring forest to be female"
the frog snaps his fingers and its done

the frog turns to the rabbit "your second wish"
the rabbit replies "i want a motorcycle helmet"
the frog snaps his fingers and its done

the frog turns to the bear "your third wish"
the bear replies "i want all the bears in the world to be female"
the frog snaps his fingers and its done

the frog turns to the rabbit "your third wish"
the rabbit replies "i wish the bear was gay"
the frog snaps his fingers and its done


hahahahaha

i thought this one was pretty cute

LoneFish LoneFish
18-21, F
1 Response May 25, 2012

lol!