I Love Jokes And Riddles
PUBS
Sitting in a bar in the English Midlands , a Scotsman says, "As good as this
pub is, I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow , there's a wee place
called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you
buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."
"Well, Angus," said an Englishman, "At my local in London , the Red Lion,
the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said an Irishman, "back home in me favorite pub, the
moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all
the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll
take you upstairs and see that you gets laid, all on the house!"
The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims. The Irishman
swore every word was true. "Did this actually happen to you?"
"Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did happen to
me sister quite a few times."
Sitting in a bar in the English Midlands , a Scotsman says, "As good as this
pub is, I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow , there's a wee place
called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you
buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."
"Well, Angus," said an Englishman, "At my local in London , the Red Lion,
the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said an Irishman, "back home in me favorite pub, the
moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all
the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll
take you upstairs and see that you gets laid, all on the house!"
The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims. The Irishman
swore every word was true. "Did this actually happen to you?"
"Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did happen to
me sister quite a few times."
By:
anonyabusiness
Age:
22-25
,
Female
