Really DeadLonghornfan's blond pilot inspired this one. forgive me if it has been told recently.
911 gets a call. "I was out hunting with my buddy and I accidently shot him, and I think he's dead." The operator says: "Okay, first make sure that he's really dead." There's a pause while the hunter goes out; then the operator hears a shot. Then the hunter comes back: "Okay, He's really dead. Now What?"