A guy goes to play a round of golf with his boss, and as they play on they come up behind two ladies that are playing so slow that they are kept up at every hole. The guy tells his boss that he will go ask the ladies to let them pass and walks towards them. Half way there the guy turns around and comes back and tells his boss: "That is my wife and my mistress playing, I can't go to them". Upon which the boss replies that he will go, but also turns back half way. When he got back to the guy he says: "Small world, you're fired".