A Message


A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a
quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately.

When he arrives, she seductively signals that he
should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard.

"Are you the manager?", she asks, softly stroking
his face with both hands.

"Actually, no," the man replies.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,"
she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I’m afraid I can’t," breathes the bartender. "Is
there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message,"
she continues, slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.

"Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper
or hand soap in the ladies room."
iriseyes iriseyes
22-25, F
1 Response Apr 23, 2007

Good one. I'll tell it to my work colleages.
The poor bartender.