Spaghetti

For 2 years a man was having an affair with an
 Italian woman.

 One night, she confided in him that she was
 pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation
 or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of
 money if she would go to Italy to secretly have
 the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child,
 he would also provide child support until the child
 turned 18.

 She agreed, but asked how he would know when the
 baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to
 simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti'
 on the back. He would then arrange for the child
 support payments to begin.

 One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his
 confused wife.
 'Honey!,' she said, 'you received a very strange
 post card today.'
 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it
 later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as
 her husband read the card, turned white,
 and fainted.


 On the card was written:

 Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
 Spaghetti.

 Three with meatballs, two without.
 Send extra sauce.'