He Thinks He Knows That WomanA guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde who waves at him and says hello.
He's rather taken back because he can't figure out why he knows her, yet he knows he does so he walks up slowly and asks politely, "Do you know me?"
To which she casually replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Taken back by her remark, he thinks back to the only time he had ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My god. Are you the ******** from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with in front of all my buddies while your partner whipped me with wet celery?"
To which she replied, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."