The Poker Table.One day a cat, a snake, a chicken, and a centipede were playing poker.
Someone needed to take the garbage bag out to the garbage can.
Chicken and snake didn't have any arms so cat had to do it.
Cat complained that centipede had more arms then him.
Centipede goes off.
Twenty minutes later centipede hasn't returned yet.
Cat goes to check on him.
When cat finds centipede he asks him what was taking him so long.
Centipede replies that he was still putting his shoes on.
NTDenmark 18-21, M 1 Jul 28, 2012