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Husband Super Store. For My Friend Mahal1023

Recently a “Husband Superstore” opened where women could go to choose a husband. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor. If you went up a floor, you couldn’t go back down except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of women went to the shopping centre to find some husbands.

First floor: The door had a sign saying, “These men have jobs and love kids.” The women read the sign and said, “Well, that’s better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up they went.

Second floor: The sign read, “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.” “Hmmm,” said the ladies, “but, I wonder what’s further up?”

Third floor: This sign read, “These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework.” “Wow,” said the women, “very tempting.” But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor: This door had a sign saying “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.” “Oh, mercy me,” they cried, “just think what must be awaiting us further on!”

So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor The sign on that door said, “This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs.”
blackdiamond38 blackdiamond38 46-50, M 8 Responses Aug 12, 2012

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LOL..

This was was totally cute! :D

So true, I'm sad to say.

LOL..we are a curious lot! Of course we will check all the floors..leave no stone unturned! :)

Priceless bd! Love it, a keeper for sure.

you know we're happy with the first floor. cheeky

but you keep going up the floors

GOLD!!!!!

LMAO!!!! OMG......you must have read the same book I did. I have to go hunting for it as there was a story similar to what you just wrote. <br />
For the record, I would have stopped at the first floor but would have gone as far as the third in hopes that there would be one floor that said this floor is for women who only want a lover and companion not a husband. :)