Another Blonde Joke

A man and his blonde wife were having a nice Sunday drive through the scenic countryside when they saw another woman, who also happened to be blonde, out in a grassy meadow, sitting in a rowboat, rowing like crazy.

The blonde wife yelled "Stop the car!". She ran over to the fence and started yelling at the woman, "Don't you realize how stupid you look? What is the matter with you? You're making all of us blondes look like idiots! If I knew how to swim, I'd come out there and kick your ***!"
NobodySpecial NobodySpecial 41-45, M 4 Responses Aug 22, 2012

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Good thing Im not one of THEM, either! :)

Am so glad I am not blonde...Lol

I'm smart enough to have a life preserver in the boat with me.

awwww.....don't always go out with blondes, try a raven crown...hahaha

LOL! I prefer dark haired women for some odd reason.

I wonder what odd reason it could be.

Dark haired women remind me of Wonder Woman. That's my guess anyway.

I am a fan of wonder woman. I am elated that you like our tribe...:)

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Careful! You might upset the boat and you'd both drown.

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