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How To Call The Police

GEORGE PHILLIPS, AN ELDERLY MAN FROM WALLED LAKE, MICHIGAN, WAS GOING UP TO BED, WHEN HIS WIFE TOLD HIM THAT HE'D LEFT THE LIGHT ON IN THE GARDEN SHED, WHICH SHE COULD SEE FROM THE BEDROOM WINDOW.

GEORGE OPENED THE BACK DOOR TO GO TURN OFF THE LIGHT, BUT SAW THAT THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THE SHED STEALING THINGS. HE PHONED THE POLICE, WHO ASKED, "IS SOMEONE IN YOUR HOUSE?" HE SAID "NO, BUT SOME PEOPLE ARE BREAKING INTO MY GARDEN SHED AND STEALING FROM ME."

THE POLICE DISPATCHER SAID "ALL PATROLS ARE BUSY. YOU SHOULD LOCK YOUR DOORS AND AN OFFICER WILL BE ALONG WHEN ONE IS AVAILABLE."

GEORGE SAID "OK."

HE HUNG UP THE PHONE AND COUNTED TO 30. THEN HE PHONED THE POLICE AGAIN.

"HELLO, I JUST CALLED YOU A FEW SECONDS AGO BECAUSE THERE WERE PEOPLE STEALING THINGS FROM MY SHED. WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THEM NOW BECAUSE I JUST SHOT AND KILL THEM BOTH, THE DOGS ARE EATING THEM."

WITHIN FIVE MINUTES, SIX POLICE CARS, A SWAT TEAM, A HELICOPTER, TWO FIRE TRUCKS, A PARAMEDIC, AND AN AMBULANCE SHOWED UP AT THE PHILLIPS RESIDENCE. AND CAUGHT THE BURGLARS RED HANDED.
 
ONE OF THE POLICEMEN SAID TO GEORGE, " THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT YOU'D SHOT THEM!"

GEORGE SAID " I THOUGHT YOU SAID THERE WAS NOBODY AVAILABLE."
oldgrumpy oldgrumpy 51-55, M 3 Responses Aug 25, 2012

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Great story. Sometimes you have to go there.

I remember this one in case I ever need to use it.

Lol, that'll do it every time