Rough Days


A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one he11 of a day." "Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay." The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!" On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"
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2 Responses Jun 30, 2008


so an irish guy's walking down a street in a small town and he hears a woman screaming. he follows the sound to an open doorway and calls in asking if he can help. the woman screams "yes! in here!" and when he goes through to the front room he sees her lying on the floor, legs open. " what can i do misses?" he asks. "pull the baby out!" she screams. so he gingerly pulls the baby out and then asks "now what?" she says, "hold him upside down and smack his bottom" so he guy does as she says, adding to the baby "don't - you - ever - go - in - there - again!"

Halfwitted guy .....