My New Neighbor

This is my new neighbor:

She's single...she lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, "Hi Neighbor, I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"

It’s no fun being old!!!
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6 Responses Aug 29, 2012

nice story pity she didnt have a sweet teeny daughter for you to look after x

Ouch.. got a good chuckle on this one- thanks.. :-)


Does she maybe have a big sister, we could double.


You think you are old! Come on man. You must be losing your touch. Surely you of all people could think of something to say to your advantage.

I experienced something on this order once & you cannot imagine how big that letdown was...deeper than the Grand Canyon. But, I recovered over