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The Type Of Lover

John and Jill were about to go into his apartment, and before he could open his door, Jill said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door."

John says, "Well, give me some examples."

Jill proceeds to tell him, "Well, the first way is, if a guy shoves his key into the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me."

"The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced and that isn't for me either."

Then Jill said, "Honey, how do you unlock your door?"

John proceeds to say, "Well, first, before I do anything else, I lick the lock."
1petitegreeneyes 1petitegreeneyes 46-50, F 52 Responses Aug 31, 2012

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someone check the hygiene level please!
Get the anti-bacterial spray right now!
haha lols.

LOL...Doesn't sound all that sanitary :)

Good punch line.

I like the way he unlocks the door.

LOL! :)

I'd lick the lock...while she licks the key!

Love it, best way to open a lock !

ohh...great answer, I would lick it tooo.... : ))

Hehe, I wouldn't lick the lock. You never know what crawled on it. lol

Ha ha ha! LOL You are funny! lol

=) I lick something else... lol

:) :)

A man after my own heart ;-)

A man that enjoys locks.

No, a man who enjoys licks! and I do enjoy getting my tongue into some tight places ;-)

Too funny! My kind of guy definitely. Thanks for the laugh.

*smile *



LOL ! That's cute !

LOL! Love it!

love it thanks for sharing!

I think I like this John (wink)!!!!

Ha ha ha, Me too.


Too funny!

Funny!... but not witty !!..

Good one, but now you got me thinking about wanting to lick your lock! Or is it a combination lock? I'm very good with my digits, you know!

Congrats to you on the got a rare audible chuckle from me

Thanks! LOL I'm glad you enjoyed it!


Well, it is my first time to hear this, and I did smile, thanks for the telling

very nice

Nice and just what a woman wants to hear......

hmmmm naughty

I have seen this is so many different variations it is no longer funny

To some of us, it's the first time..................*smile*

good one. I like the way he thinks!!!