How To Verify Age

An old man went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security, after retiring. The woman behind the counter asked for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized that he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry, but he would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing My curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is Proof enough for me' and she processed his Social Security application.


When he got home, he excitedly told his wife about the experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability, too.'
BhabeDel BhabeDel
41-45, F
11 Responses Sep 6, 2012

haha...good one..!

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looooool.

Haha... I like that one

Now that was funny.

That ending was unexpected, and very funny.

Lol.

funny!

Hahahah....!!

Don't think that counts, unfortunately!

Rotfl!

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