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A turtle gets mugged by a gang of snails. Cop is interviewing the turtle afterwards, still at the scene. Turtle still flustered. Cop asks, “Just start at the beginning.”

“I don’t know,” says the turtle. “It all happened so fast.”

RoaringFlameLostinShadow RoaringFlameLostinShadow 31-35, M 2 Responses Sep 7, 2012

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A funny AND clean joke on here? Impressive!

Tee hee, that made me giggle. xP