You Are In Trouble At Work If.....

JUST KNEW U ARE IN BIG TROUBLE AT WORK WHEN...

...the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of U.

...the Security guard made a complete inventory of your work area.

...your assistant began responding to my memos with, "Yeah, whatever."

...u got a "It's for you loser" wav receiving e-mail, & not a chime.

...your new Pentium was replaced with an 386sx-16 last weekend.

...the Human Resources Dept requested an update of your arrest record.

...the Boss asked if u still had a copy of my 5 year contract.

...u noticed co-workers measuring your office when u arrived at work.

...your parking spot was relocated next to the dumpster.

...your secretary sez things like "Get the phone, my nails aren't dry."

...three people began helping you write a "desk manual" for my job.

...the LAN suddenly began backing-up your computer every 10 minutes.

...a large paper recycling box was placed next to your file cabinets.

...the receptionist began saying "Who ???" to anyone calling on u.
enchantingjade enchantingjade
36-40
Sep 9, 2012