I Love Jokes And Riddles
A long while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.
I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Champagne . Shrimp cocktail. Lobster. A nice Puligny Montrachet followed by some Louis XIII
I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like this when you eat at home?"
"No," she replied. "but my mother's not expecting a blow job."
I asked her if she wanted dessert.
I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Champagne . Shrimp cocktail. Lobster. A nice Puligny Montrachet followed by some Louis XIII
I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like this when you eat at home?"
"No," she replied. "but my mother's not expecting a blow job."
I asked her if she wanted dessert.
By:
ronanp
Age:
51-55
,
Male
