Lie DetectorA Man buys a Lie detector robot that
slaps people who lie.
He decided to test it at dinner:
Dad: Son where were you today during
Son: At school (robot slaps son)
Son: Okay I went to the movies!
Dad: Which one?
Son: Harry Potter (robot slaps again!)
Son: Okay I was watching p0rn.
Dad: What? When I was your age I didn't
even know what p0rn was! (robot slaps
Mom: hahahahaha! after all he is your
Son!(robot slaps Mom)