Evangelist And The Crusade - Raising The Dead

At and Evangelical Crusade ( I am told these were a common event once), there was this preacher man who seemed to have the gift of healing.

So at the end of his message he asked for all those who wanted prayer for healing of their "infirmities" to come forward.

He then asked them to place either of their hands on the part of the body that needed healing. As he was going around praying for these sad souls, there were many holding their hands on their chests, hearts, head, knees etc.

He noticed that there was this old chappie, who had both his hands on his crotch and earnestly seeking for "healing".

So, the preacher comes to him and says....
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Hey brother, I came to heal the sick not raise the dead...

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HardingP119 HardingP119
36-40, M
4 Responses Sep 13, 2012

hehe

Hahahahaha.. this is super stuff. i like it

truth

Sad.