Old Lady Wants To Spice Up Her Sex Life!

An old lady decides it is time she did something to get her husband interested in sex again, so she buys a pair of open crotch panties. That evening her husband is watching TV and ignoring her as usual, so she sits on the couch opposite him and starts crossing and uncrossing her legs like Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct. After a while he notices her and says " are you wearing open crotch panties?" " why yes " she replies, " thank goodness for that" he says " I thought you had sat on the cat !"
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3 Responses Sep 13, 2012

OMG!!!! So funny,

tears rolling down my cheeks laughing,

Oh gawd! lol...