Boat Story

Joe & John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat & kept pretty much to himself.
One day, he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-starters who sank it. Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could & was out of touch all that day & most evening.
Unknown to him, his brother John's wife died suddenly. When he got back on shore, he went to town to pick up a few things at the grocery.
A kind old neighbour woman mistook him for John & said:
"I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feell terrible."
Joe, thinking she was talking about his bout said:
"Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all sriveled up & she smelled like old dead fish. She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back & a pretty big hole in the front too. Everytime I used her, her hole got bigger & she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good & smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway...The darn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle."
The old woman fainted.
Kaksy Kaksy
18-21, M
3 Responses Sep 13, 2012

took me nearly 5 minutes to write this, i couldn't stop laughing.
more please

Surprised she didn't die from shock. HA HA HA

Quite a misunderstanding!