Never Lie To Your Mother

Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal; his mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Peter's flat mate, Joanne, was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flat mate than met the eye.

Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Joanne & I are just flat mates'.

About a week later, Joanne came to Peter saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?

'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure' said Peter.

So he sat down and wrote

DEAR MOTHER,

I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE. I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID NOT' TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.

LOVE PETER

Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read

DEAR SON,

I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE F**KING FRYING PAN BY NOW.

LOVE MUM
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16 Responses Sep 16, 2012

Oh my goodness.........

HA!

Well then XD

That is funny

actually there is another like this but I LOVE THIS BETTER!!

haha...smart mom!!

very good:)))

My children will nevr lie about ******* their room mates ever. OuO

Lmao.... ;P

Clever!!!

That is one way to get to the bottom of things. Very funny. I enjoy your jokes.

Funny, moms can be so clever

Mom always do the best...hmmmmm

That just made my day lol

Hahhahaha! Smart Mom!

funny. know a woman who is a clean nut. she was always telling her husband how much she'd cleaned each day. He put a ceramic cat behind the couch and months later revealed it to her, indicating that she could stop bragging to him. he was like the mom in the joke.