Nursery Rhymes Remake (part 2)

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and everywhere that Mary went
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...But she didn't wear that one often

Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pieman
"What have u got there?"
Said the pieman unto Simon
Pies you dickhead.

Georgy Georgy puddin' and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too 'cuz he was gay

Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its arse
and turned its wool to nylon

Little boy blew.
Hey. He needed the money.
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Sep 18, 2012