More Jokes :pA school teacher says to class "I want you to pick an animal that ends in tor and tell us what they eat." Girl says "Alligator, and it eats meat." A little boy says "Dinosaur, and they eat grass." Little Johnny say "Vibrator!" The shocked teacher says "And what does it eat?" Johnny says "My sister says her vibrator chews batteries like ****!"
Two eggs in boiling water. One says do you want to see my crack? The other egg says stop teasing I'm not hard yet!
Why did God invent ******* for women? So they can still have a moan while they're enjoying themselves!
A blond takes her car to a mechanic! The mechanic says 'Nothing to worry about, just **** in the air filter!' She says 'Brilliant, how many times do I have to do that?'
A woman in a coma is being washed by a nurse. The nurse notices some reaction when she touches her vagina! She tells her husband "Maybe if you give her some oral stimulation she might come around!" He goes in the room, comes out 20 minutes later! The nurse asks "How did it go?" He says "She choked."
righteouschica 18-21, F 1 Response 2 Sep 18, 2012