"dad, What Is Politics?"

A little boy goes to see his Dad and asks, "Dad, What is politics?"

His Dad says: "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mum, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad had said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."

The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****."
righteouschica righteouschica
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18 Responses Sep 18, 2012

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Omg that is funny

Now thats funny, I dont care where you live

Sooooo true
You either live in Canada or Britain but I honestly suspect this joke was written for us in Australia With Abbott and Hockey not exactly asleep but Living true to their senior advisor Rupert Murdock, Simplistically, the rich getting richer at the expense of the working class

True hahahahahahahahahahahaha

top marks from me.

loved it lol

Bravo to you righteouschica..that does sum up the political climate we find ourselves in, and it made me laugh so hard..

chipperchickApplaudsYou

That's brilliant!

lmao. From the mouth of children comes the truth! :)

Wisdom in the young.

Sounds like a bright little boy.

funny!

Touché

wow! makes such good sense

So true and so funny

Oh, the truth is harsh

I like it. Quite a lesson for the young man.....