Dear Employees

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.
Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
We do, however, realize the cdritical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.
There a list of 18 new and innovative 'try saying' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.
1. Try saying: I think you could use more training...
instead of: You don't know what the f-- your're doing.
2. Try saying: She's an aggressive go-getter.
instead of: She's a f--ing bit--.
3. Try saying: Perhaps I can work late.
instead of: And when the f--do you expect me to do this
4. Try saying: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
instead of : No f---ing way.
5. Try saying: Really
instead of: You've got to be sh--ing me!
6> Try saying: Perhaps you should check with...
instead of: Tell someone who gives a sh--.
7. Try saying: I wasn't involved in the project.
instead of: It's not my f--ing problem.
8. Try saying: That's interestig.
instead of: What the f---
nine: Try saying: I'm not sure this can be implemented
instead of: This sh--won't work.

and here are more
try saying:  I'll try to schedule that.
instead of:  Why the f--didn't you tell me sooner

Try saying:  He's not familiar with the issues...
instead of:  He's got his head up his a---

Try saying:  excuse me, sir
Instead of :  East sh-- and die.

Try saying:  So you weren't happy with it
instead of:  Kiss my a--

Try saying:  I'm a bit overloaded at the moment
Instead of:  f--it, I'm on salary.

try saying:  I don't think you understand
instead of:  Shove it up your a---

try saying:  I love a challenge
Instead of:  This f--ing job sucks.

try saying:  you want me to take care of that
instead of :  Who the f-- died and made you boss

Try saying:  He's somewhat insensitive
instead of:  He's a *****

there are also nine more useful phrases to be posted at a later date.
Blogettina Blogettina
56-60, F
2 Responses Sep 18, 2012

These aren't jokes, just hopefully helpful advice in the promotion of good manners and civility.

Frase/try saying #1 Is this for real?