Thing To Declare

A young woman on a flight from Aukland asked the Priest beside her: "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course child," he said: "What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it," she explained. "Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear," he replied, "but I must warn you, I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you," she said.

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare," he replied truthfully.

The official thought this answer strange, so asked: "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said: "Go ahead, Father. Next!"
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8 Responses Sep 21, 2012

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Now that my friend is funny. I don't care who you are. Lmbo.

fantastic

Fantastic.

LMAO! That's a good one. Thanks for making me laugh. Did you come up with this one? If so, do you mind if I use it?

humor ... :)

Good thinking.

That is a great one!