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Walmart Shopper

After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day ...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, decidedly unattractive, woman walked into the store along with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said, pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to Walmart."
I then said, "Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Don't be ******* stupid. Of course they aren't twins. The oldest one is 9 and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or just stupid?"

I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam. I just couldn't believe someone ****** you twice.

Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Walmart."

My Supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
deleted deleted 26-30 113 Responses Sep 23, 2012

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Ha! Ha! That's hilarious, but after hearing about her character, the way she was yelling obscenities at her two children, and badmouthing you, I couldn't believe someone would even have knocked her up once. : D

Brilliant answer

lol

Being retired with Social Security as my only income, I spend much too much time in Walmart because it's all I can afford. I think this is one of the funniest stories I've ever heard!! :-D

LOL! :)

too funny

LMOA!!!

X'D

a good answer

Lol

good one.

Funny..lol

Thats too funny :)

ha ha that's funny

good answer!

Made my day!

Hehehehe nice comeback

LOL!!!!! Couldn't stop laughing

LMAO ! That was good !

Still laughing.

Too funny...Hahaha

I like it

hehehe see all kinds at wally world.

this was on 9gag you reposter

Lolz

Funnnnny....

I loved that!!! Sounds like walter from Jeff Dunham

pretty funny! XD

i meant... pretty haha

Your joke is funny and your responses are too. Atta boy.

Thatwas fun!